Original one-liners and short jokes

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Luke: Should I ditch the Vikings that have been following me around?
Obi-wan: Yes Luke. Lose the Norse.

A good warning is obtained by mixing Lola by the Kinks and Walk Like a Man by Frankie Vallie. Sung to the tune of Walk Like a Man.

Lola walks like a man, talks like a man, she walks like a man my so-o-o-on!

What did the emo teen say at the knife fight?
Stay back or I swear I'll cut myself!