Deities and other mythological characters
Below you will find a list of the lesser known deities and creatures from mythology. Keep in mind that this list is not extensive, and I am sure that there are others out there that even I have not heard of.
| Name | Parodied God(dess) | God(dess) of |
|---|---|---|
| Afrodite | Aphrodite | The god of big hair. |
| Appalledo | Apollo | The god who is shocked and offended by everything. Not the god to invite to parties. |
| Atlast | Atlas | The very impatient god. Do not take him on long boat trips. |
| Buries | Ares | Real friends help you move the bodies. |
| Djuno | Juno | The goddess that won't stop asking questions. "Djuno why the sky is blue?" |
| Hermaphrodite | Aphrodite | The god/goddess (no one is quite sure) of gender ambiguity. |
| Herpes | Hermes | The god of incurable diseases who likes to go swimming, canoeing, biking, hiking, and walking on the beach. Or it least his PR department makes you think so. |
| Oki and Doki | Loki | The very agreable twin gods. |
| Puce | Zeus | The god of fashion and interior design. "Oh Hermaphrodite, the sofa would look much better over there." |
| Smoky | Loki | The god of burning objects. Another god not to invite to parties (except possibly cook-outs). |
| Snidra | Hydra | A multi-headed beast from whose mouths spew forth spiteful remarks. |
| Stupid | Cupid | The demi-god of, um, what was the question? |
| Tobacchus | Bacchus | The god of good cigars. Smoke'em if you got'em. |
| Youranus | Uranus | The god of proctology. |
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Last edited: 2009-06-04
