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Velcome! I am zee Spampyre.

Vut? You say you have never heard of zee Spampyre?! Vell, let me eentroduce myself.

I vas vunce a mere piece of tinned luncheon meat until vun day I vas attacked by a wampyre named Spatula.

Zee next thing zat I remember vas vaking up in zee dumpster vith green mold on my head like a vidow's peak ov hair.

Vi am I here you ask? It's simple really, I feed on e-mail. E-mail me in the form below or send mail (or forward any unique spam you recieve) to spampyre@ballweb.org.

Vyou may read my rezponzes to vut otherz have zent me by clicking on zee linkz in zee left panel.





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Last edited: 2017-09-18

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